i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Never joke about your clitoris.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
