But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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