That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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