And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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