Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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