you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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