Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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