I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just high enough for therapy.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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