Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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