he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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