Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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