will power is for people who don't want to get laid
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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