dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Randomize
