I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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