I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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