Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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