There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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