Nicole vs. Life
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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