Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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