Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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