Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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