Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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