I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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