i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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