There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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