I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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