I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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