so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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