Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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