If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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