THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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