There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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