You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Randomize
