ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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