Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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