I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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