Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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