New low: just hacked my moms facebook
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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