Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she pinky promised me she was 18
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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