I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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