wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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