1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Randomize
