Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just high enough for therapy.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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