Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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