That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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