So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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