Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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