Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She's the barista slut.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Will exercising make me less horny?
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