East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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