Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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