he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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