She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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