It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
