i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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