these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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