OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
